If they ever have a child, that child will have an eye color that is legally classified as "soul-piercing."

so actually, that is the one thing that my android did a lot better than my current iphone 5s. I gave up on the droid though since Google pushed through so many undeletable apps that bogged my phone down completely and made it essentially unusable. I figured, if you're gonna pull that, I'm going with Apple... but I…

Oh dude I have totally given in to the fact that I am a helpless sheep beast... when I figured out my phone could remind me to leave for an appointment at the correct time based on where it was and based on where I was at that very moment.... I was like.... mmmm creepy. But so useful.

But, as someone who perpetually has her phone on silent and at the bottom of her purse... a discreet zap telling me to answer my phone would be fantastic.

yeah, this "no smiling" rule had me looking like I was recently released from a max security women's penitentiary.. until I learned that I can do a neutral expression that isn't smiling but doesn't make me look like a murderer

YOU TRICKED ME
I wanted to read about Ashton and Mila (Kelso & Jackie!!) and instead the link went to the Niall Horan (who?) twerking in Miley's pants story :'(

The woman did several u-turns to create pubes, a wonderful feat of creativity, and we're snarking at her speed? gah. this is why everyone things people who run are smug assholes.

winner!!

My parents think it's hilarious. My dad is a physicist. My mom thinks he's basically leonard. I think because that means she's obviously the hot girl.

Aw, I'm glad she got to go! And she looks so happy in that photo.

oh jesus. I just want to hug you.

I believe the wife intended to seduce the poster, but was caught by old women who lived in the floor above.

wicked tasty! + truffle!

This is why I live in constant fear whenever I use a shared washing machine. I like, camp out next to them :(

I actually felt so much better about myself after that movie, specifically because of that line. AAAH. I am not alone.

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I.. didn't realise t-shirts needed to be different shapes/sizes for little boys and girls? like I'm pretty sure my mom just bought me a bunch of t-shirts in different colours and they were kind of unisex?

So, serious question, but how are kids supposed to lead active lives if they need to have their parents supervising them 100% of the time? I mean, jesus, the kid is 7, not 2.

Yeah I had to look up "Treggings" too... but I think I own a pair of something that qualify? They are really just kind of stretchier work type pants though so I don't know. Mine are black and I look about 10lbs thinner than in regular polyblend work pants... fuck business casual anyway. all that shit is ugly.

So I just got back from a trip out to the Rockies, where I was taking billions of photos with my "pro-sumer" DSLR. This thing is massive and pretty noticeable, especially amongst all the iphones*, even with a tiny wide angle prime on it. EVERYONE was asking me to take photos of them with their cameras. My sister…