So this piece of shit movie is a rip off of Rob Schneider's Big Stan?? Why is no one calling this out. The plot is identical except Big Stan learns karate instead.

Oh... great...

"In the meantime, there are going to be a lot of thuds."

You know what? Don't swat the ball away and take any chances and it wouldn't matter.

Fuckin nerds, loved crushing your dreams with a well placed toss to the face

I take my philosophy on thinking from Inspector Todd:

Just gonna leave this here:

The dog must have a lot of pent up aggression, with DJ swearing at her all the time.

Same here. I'd have also included The Dark Knight Rises, which was worse than either Spider-Man 3 or X-Men 3.

"It's the pizza. You make fucking quiche and call it pizza, you heathens. Seriously, get it right." ~God

In a strange coincidence, both judge David Doty and arbitrator Harold Henderson are graduates of Alliteration State.

I'll explain, but first you need to get a paper clip, rubber band, and some chewing gum.

Wow! First thought was - When did Jensen start modding Mustangs?

1a) Koko B Ware

Eric, it's bad enough when the NSFW articles have accompanying graphics that we don't have the option to click away at work, but is 28 point FUCK really necessary in the headline? You write good articles, this gratuitous profanity is totally unnecessary. (It isn't necessary in the body of the article either, but…

I can't wait until I see Brian Williams walking through Monument Park telling his grand kids about the 1998 season, when he became the first player to win a batting title, Gold Glove, and World Series ring in the same year.

"Players get analyzed in the NBA?1?!?!??!"

You know what I really love? Blog writers who neither have played the game nor do they understand the math behind analytics, and yet hold a belief about the superiority of one view over the other that can only be described as ideological.