Kobe also credits dolphins for his understanding of consensual sex.

You are aware that your comment is on a website appropriates other peoples’ tragedies for page views?

If it’s in the game, it’s in the game.

“That’s some Rickey Henderson shit there”

Instead, how about Amy Schumer is a joke thief?

Only two one things come(s) from Texas...

Yes. Only because it’s one less tap to get to my bookmarks.

Conversely, if your life plan depends on working an unskilled job, said life plan is hopelessly broken and deserves to fail.

Actually, it’s an old WWF catchphrase from at least the 80’s that belonged to Gorilla Monsoon.

I miss the old deadspin.com.

How much does eBay pay per Jalopnik referral?

Carl “The Tooth” Williams

Even with a map, I couldn’t find it.

but what if the fully functioning sex robots can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs?

His music videos weren't bad either.

Of course, this is not the first four-cylinder, turbocharged Mustang — there were Pinto-engined, carbureted turbo Mustangs way back in 1979, and then in 1983 the Mustang SVO appeared and became a Mustang legend. But since that time, Mustangs have been exclusively powered with either huge V8s or smaller but still not…

Actually, he means UCLA. http://www.pnas.org/content/early/…

A photo and Greg Hardy’s grandmother to confirm his identity.