It also would have ruined when Alex G called Mr. Watson. "Sorry Dr. Bell I am on Grindr I'll be there in a minute."

"Whelp.....That's how the potatoe rolls, son" - Dan Quayle

The t is silent. Just like Thomas's undying rage.

If only Thomas listened to hip hop

"Tottenham Spurs..."

In a show of contrition, Riley Cooper agreed to wear the injured Jeremy Maclin's number for the season: 3/5

Fortunately for that fan there was someone close by who made a bigger ass out of themselves.

Apparently you've never had Bojangles.

I worked for several years for Lane Bryant when Cheryl Turpin was the CEO and it was still part of The Limited. Cheryl insisted that our clothes not be designed for the "larger customer" but just for the customer. The AVERAGE woman who wanted to dress nice. The 5 years she led the company while I was there were our…

So.. Should I expect that Labatt in the mail or..?

That bird should be careful. The last Falcon to really piss someone off got his house burned down.

Good call. Did you also know that NFL players think they are immune from the basic rules of tipping for service? I, for one, would appreciate a venue to vent my outrage.

I have no earthly idea.

Sidenote: I'm surprised this didn't come up in the "most-fapped" TV series discussion from earlier this week.

The more I think about this article, the more enraged I get by how absolutely incorrect it is.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

College athletics owes its ENTIRE EXISTENCE to academics. They should be required to pay the piper, not be subsidized by student tuition under the guise of "recreational fees". The "separate budgets" argument is a lame college administrator canard designed to disguise their own fetishes for sexy campus buildings…

Wrong. Almost every school has an athletic department that runs dept and they dip into the general fun to cover costs.

Actually, I think this was built via a controversial "donation" method Oregon/Nike use a lot, where Oregon basically leases Nike some land, Nike builds a $68 million facility on it, and then donates everything back to the University. Ingenious and/or disgusting.