Hmmph. Amateurs.

Also should mention the Pirates have a great "non-traditional" group of writers, from James Santelli and the group at Pirates Prospects to David Manel at Bucs Dugout and of course Pat Lacket at WHYGAVS, although I suppose he wouldn't qualify as a beat reporter. Bucs fans are well served online.

Michael Hunt - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

if the union decides to go to bat for Rodriguez, it could force the re-opening of negotiations on the CBA itself

As someone who lives in Yonkers...I apologize.

This is what happens when the animatronic band at Chuck E. Cheese refuses to come back on stage and play an encore.

Was the Thai ladyboy hitting him with some sort of humongo toilet plunger?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM WOOOORRRLLLDDDSSTTTTAAAARRR!!!!!

UPDATE: Police reported to be searching the bottom of a lake in Bristol for ESPN's ratings.

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

Spaz, Downy, Midget, Cripple, Retard, Handicapped

Knob-jockey? The list of words I use every single day just grew by one.

EAT SHÍT

So does this mean the same people who reveled in Rossi doing his knee a few years back will be cursing the soccer gods if Johansson ever does the same thing?

I know we give Canada a lot of shit on this site, but I think it's time we put it all in context.

Then he's going to win the Super Bowl in a non-Colts uniform and Elway's gonna say "THIS ONE'S FOR PEYTON" and I'm going to want to drink all the antifreeze.

I knew a lady who had one of those. But her dog was ancient, arthritic, and couldn't walk. But she had to walk her other dog. So dog-stroller it was, until his death, she wheeled him to the dog park to walk the other dog and so he could see his doggy friends and get fresh air. (I'm not saying thats whats going on in…