Pretty good list, but you forgot cap and tax. I might add that not all coal is evil, clean coal/coal gasification is a greener alternative to the regular methods.

4th gear: 85 aint no thang. As stated in the linked article Texas already has highways with 80 mph speed limits. When driving around Apline, Texas (tiny town in west Texas) the normal flow of traffic is usually 100+ once you get out of town. Which, as every Alpine resident will tell you, is necessary unless you feel…

I.. um... THIS IS sooo just.... man... I mean... you know?

*extra credit:

Dam

"Maybe is not totally shocking, given Huckabee's general tendencies to keep things out of the public eye"

Throw on some suicide doors and then I'll buy it.

THERE IS NO CONFICKER VIRUS!

What the shit did this meeting sound like?

In other news, dog's flute concert ends abruptly after terminator/human drinking contest challenge.

If I want one, I'll find the one Sam lost

"$19 for one or $40 for a triple pack"

Another reason why I only operate four wheeled vehicles on busy roads.

Very true. I would much rather owe money to a shady lender or mob type than an environmental agency and the internet.

"With just a few days to spare before the sale..."

Moron with a roof over his head.

I've had good luck with the Incase convertible magazine jacket. In my opinion it's better than the old Apple case because it lets you work right up the bezel without getting in the way. And much better than the new case because it actually covers the back.

Don't ask and you still shall receive.