@Zinger314: The rest couldn't get a signal.

Do it. You won't regret it. Until you can't stop. Then you'll regret it.

@Bwehngamun: Good question. I'd like to know that myself.

@musiqrulez: They are not a church.

A note to readers.

@Kung-Fu Kurtis Carnivale of Carnage: Haha, small world! I haven't enough time to get out this summer. I'm actually in Iowa (hence the name) taking summer classes right now.

@Kung-Fu Kurtis Carnivale of Carnage: You know it! We have some of the best musky fishing on the lake literally right off my dock. Where do you usually fish?

@Kung-Fu Kurtis Carnivale of Carnage: So sad, I've spent many nights falling asleep to their annoying tune. Minnetonka won't be the same.

@TallDudeFromBrazil: "Sydney Shaw is a pseudonym."

@j14: I know where I'll be friday!

Who are the handful that were invited?

@Facebook: And then the kool aid!

Dear Diary,

@xair: Sounds like a killer party.

@dragon:ONE: Be careful with that time machine of yours, people might get hurt.

@Ozzie, The Banana Man Fan: eBay item "eBay" only accepts payment through eBay. Sorry for any inconvenience(s) this may have caused you.

@Mikestan: Me too. If I had a dime for every time XPRT Ventures has screwed me I'd have about seven yen.

@2010-Camaro: Local pickup only

eBay quickly lists itself on eBay.

@KryptonZero: A Minnesotan?