“I’m sorry, what’s the problem here?”

Crowder was charged with four counts of transmission of material harmful to minors[.]

Okay, that was funny. Touché.

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

Well, that or the comment section on YouTube.

I believe that any white person who uses the phrase “black folk” has two sets of pressed sheets and hoods in their closet.

Xuafeng Fu leads the league in steals. Is this basketball or intellectual property?

You’ll find more recycled whites as NFL head coaches than you’ll find in a Goodwill store.

Well, since you haven’t seen it, it clearly has never happened.

“The photo clearly shows that the African-American was being placed in a chokehold. His ejection was wholly appropriate.”

Nothing of consequence to say. I bought my “Illinoise” CD with Superman on the cover, before DC stepped in and put an end to the Man of Steel teaming with the Man of Banjo.

I dunno’. I think it looks Burfict.

I started praying for you at “As a resident of the state of Alabama.”

Another year of “SEC SEC” chants.

Agreed. It is essentially the inverse of the A-Rod lens, through which A-Rod personally ensured that everything he did made him look like an asshole.

Yes, Mr. Trump, football and all of America have gone soft. In fact, one Republican presidential candidate is so soft that he spent three months whining about how unfairly he was treated by that mean Megyn Kelly and her Fox News debate cohorts ...

Sure, Steve, but the Texans have a bigger boob at quarterback.

Jam!

Also, I’m ready to beat down the dude who snuck electronica/dance music under the indie tent. That guy’s an asshole.

I’ll take your word for it. I gave up at :26, after seven cowbells alternating with the Casio synthesizer drums and elementary piano chords.