“The Smiths will reunite.”

Isn’t it about time his nickname was changed to Johnny Walker?

This still made him only the second-most ridiculous blonde man in Vegas:

John Kasich: [takes credit for creating job]

So he finally got around to watching The Sixth Sense?

And it isn’t like he got confused and thought he was in Augusta and needed to come up with a Masters “witticism.” The last time there were that many blacks in Augusta, they were all property and Jefferson Davis was president.

+1

Also, the passive-aggressive use of the capital “G” in FitzGibbon in his last name is, like, super-douchey.

Idiotic? Yes. Petty? Yes. Does it affect the way I consume sports media. Not in the least. And I doubt it will affect all but the most ADD-afflicted Cowboys fans. If it means one small step away from the current model of be-first-even-if-you’re-totally-fucking-wrong reporting, then I’m surprisingly (to myself) okay…

+ 2 pounds of crab legs

I know that the guy who ranked all of the Browns’ losses since 1999 (I would have linked the story, but iPhone) wasn’t going to make any revisions because of renumbering issues, but it wouldn’t be much of a challenge since this probably goes to number one in the list. The new Browns managed to lose in the most…

Yes, but he obviously missed one key word in Carter’s follow-up seminar, “What not to do when your fall guy sells you out.”

The game really went to shit when Luke Massingill Bryan took the stage at halftime.

Agreed. Imagine if FSU administration had given victims one-tenth of the consideration that FSU has put into crisis managing this clusterfuck.

You know what’s surprising about this story? Not one goddamned thing, FSU.

They only get defensive and pissy on days that end with “y.”

Dear OSU:

Willis McGahee. The U. Inverted knee.

Honestly, is it really a loss to forget that you're part of the Kardashian family?

So … was Berman actually Cris Carter’s fall guy?