I have only watched a couple of MNF games this year. Based on the games I watched, I’m fine with Tessitore’s blandness, and Witten will be fine with more time. McFarland, though, drives me nuts because he NEVER STOPS TALKING and he never says anything of consequence. It would be great if they dropped a cone of silence…

My takeaways from this story: (1) the Maryland board of regents is approaching a Baylor level of incompetence; and (2) law enforcement is not the only occupation where a white person can keep their job after killing an unarmed black man.

No. The difference is that one is a Democrat and one is a Republican. Peddle your revisionist history elsewhere, asshat. 

Yes, pointing out your hypocrisy clearly makes me a child-abusing, animal-beating, health care ... denying (???) racist. And I know you think your, erm, logic (???) is completely solid. I should probably let this go, but it’s hump day, I have time, and I’m feeling salty.

So Wai Ting is on hiatus?

There are plenty of angry, ignorant assholes on the left. The Jezebel staff, for instance.

Nice attempt at minimizing your hypocrisy, but no sale. You are a living caricature of the white-guilt-afflicted progressive .

OMG, right? I mean, where do people get the crazy idea that Muslims commit terrorist attacks??

And yet you are so frequently disappointed.

Driving over pedestrians “doesn’t seem like Islamic terrorists’ style”? Seriously? I’m sure the families of dead pedestrians in Nice and London can confirm this is, indeed, consistent with their m.o. If you’re going to try to preemptively wish or explain away a terrorist attack as not-committed-by-a-Muslim, don’t…

Well, this plus the fact that the last two seasons have been terrible.

Also, granular mint toothpaste drops encased in waxy chocolate should not be at the top of anyone’s Halloween candy rankings.

This is vastly underappreciated comment.

When I was growing up in southern California (a few decades ago), my mom took me to shop for groceries with her at the nearby Alpha Beta on Saturday mornings. On one such trip, there was an elderly woman who purchased an Almond Joy from the point of sale candy display at the register and began eating it as the checker…

My answer may be irrelevant, but it will never be irervelant.

“That Dodger even accelerates faster than I do.”

Nutella = overrated.

Nutella = overrated.

Nope. That was 2012. Followed closely by 2008.

Punters are not allowed to describe anything as “gutless.”

“The chickenshit hypocrisy of this is almost breathtaking.”