The refurbished Parker 51 that belonged to my wife’s grandfather is my favorite pen, followed by my Pilot/Namiki Vanishing Point.

The refurbished Parker 51 that belonged to my wife’s grandfather is my favorite pen, followed by my Pilot/Namiki…

“Starting this summer …”

Still not as bad as Ray Rice’s hit and drag.

Rick Perry is an empty suit.

“Getting a little ahead of yourself.”

Sarkisian, Kiffin, and Chow.

Drinking a Corona should be a fireable offense, regardless of whether it was expensed.

So tales of diarrhea and vomiting are post-worthy, but American League divisional series are not.

When the VW spokesman says “ridiculous,” is it in the same way that Scott Walker’s campaign manager called rumors of Walker leaving the race ridiculous?

“Worker.”

I’m going to guess that the last time JPP’s index finger got a sack was on July 4th, and that sack was loaded with some big-ass fireworks.

We want digital pictures.

“That’s my signature move.”

Labor Day?

I just want to know how a post about winning, parenting, and priorities is one-fifth the length of a post about how to smoke a brisket.

My prediction of her ten best “blog” entries on Facebook:

This is an actual mock draft. Nice.

On-my-way-to-hell-for-laughing+1

I’m sure Burneko wrote a post about how to make a hard-boiled egg that dwarfs this post.

“That shit ain’t funny.”