One thing I learned about taking selfies when I took my teenage daughter and her friend to the Wiz Kalifa/Fallout Boy concert at an outdoor venue on Saturday: No way you're getting a picture without ganja haze.

You know how people mock Jezebel commenters on the other Gawker** sites? All of those people are so fucking right. What a self-righteous, histrionic, circle jerk*** of comments.

The most important passage in the book begins with, “About the Author.” Go straight to it and you only have to read the bullshit from Coates’s publisher.

Bruce, erm, Caitlyn Jenner steals all the headlines, so now it isn’t big news that Jason “Abigail” Seahorn has transitioned to a meth addict.

Christ on a cracker, you are a fucking moron.

This many commenters are surprised that “RobGronkowski’sPartyBusDriver” missed the point of a John Oliver piece?

“Write on Monday what you want everyone else to think you wrote on Friday five years ago.”

“[They] can’t gin up some charges in two days just for the hell of it.”

“I hope Hamilton, who remains on the disabled list after offseason shoulder surgery, gets himself well. I hope the Rangers, where Hamilton has found his greatest success and personal happiness, provide him with what he needs. I hope no future free agent with a choice ever considers Arte Moreno’s Angels.”

This will not add to the discussion, but I want to commend all of the submissions and C.A. for curating them. The funniest collection of reader submissions I have read in years - thank you, C.A.

Chili’s, I assume.

I don't know about helping me find the best underwear, but the photos in the comment section have reinforced my knowledge that I have a short dick.

I don't know about helping me find the best underwear, but the photos in the comment section have reinforced my…

Yes, they are.

Impossible. Boyd killed Dewey Crowe on the first episode of Justified this season.

I didn't know that Ashley Judd had a Siamese twin head that looks like a fat John Cassavetes with glasses.

+1 … I see what you did there.

Around Florham Park, they thought of him as "Jets former running back Chris Johnson" shortly after they ever signed him.

Looks like the Dolphins found their new Incognito player.

+1 from the 1.

I thought he had better material when he was a black woman named Tracy Chapman.