Yep.

Lemme' guess: Ron Burgundy?

If this guy's aim is so bad that he shot the anchor ten times and didn't kill him, I can only imagine how shitty his paint and trim work is.

Thought the same thing …

Always remember: "[M]ake a special wonton soup for him."

Yes. Unless you've never seen anyone ever tip a barber or hair stylist, in which case you are simply ignorant and inattentive.

This comment cries out for a circumcision joke.

Gray +1.

I'm not a jerk, but I languish in the grays …

(Whispered) +1.

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. I would love to hear the ombudsman's take on this fuckery.

+1

This still makes me belly laugh.

Toothpicks colored with highlighters. They were INDESTRUCTIBLE.

I agree. But it's still probably better than Chipotle's sour cream.

Your accuracy is getting in the way of Stinja's narrative.

People who deny racism anywhere: idiots.

+1. This deserves so many more recommendations.

Pitbull. Unlike Kanye, neither Pitbull nor Nickelback will every have an album that is extraordinarily well-reviewed by Pitchfork Stereogum anyone.

Is this Up All Night or Out All Afternoon?