Silky.

To be fair, centaurs never say bro'.

Before these asshat parents sue, they will ensure that their asshat kids receive participation trophies for participating in vandalism.

People just have too much rage judicata.

The lamestream media blows it again. All this time I thought Brian Wilson had Tommy John surgery, when he actually had Tony LaRussa surgery.

You are a master of 1st Amendment jurist prudence.

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Don't bury the lede. The story here is the real-life age progression of Spike Lee in the background. At least we now know what kind of frames Mookie will be wearing in a few years.

I'm sure it didn't help that Mel Brooks called dibs on "the Schwartz."

By my estimate, you missed about 400 words of satire.

Do NFL Broadcast Partners Have An Ugg Problem?

Carolyn Moos is the former Stanford and WNBA player who dated Jason Collins for eight years[.]

Probably a fingerprint from criminal wunderkind Aaron Hernandez.

Sooooo . . . Nerlens to N'awlins?

Can we add "choosing poor role models" to Hernandez's ever-growing list of flaws?

No - they were separated by a period.

Hernandez has had a rash of nightclub trouble.

And MassLive reported that Ortiz has photos of Hernandez on his Facebook page.

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