"This will get me slammed here, but her looks and that ridiculous name for her daughter have always put me off."

AAAAARGH these are the nutjobs that tend to secretly hate Jews... but use Israel (not the same thing) as a convenient branch with which to beat Muslims. And then the Jewish diaspora gets blamed. This is not to say that there aren't crazy ultra-Zionist Jewish Republicans, but I think pitting minority groups against…

So you stole someone's probably quite expensive jewellery and threw it away because it made your vagina sad?

UNITY SAND?????

Can someone please tell me stories of successful relationships/marriages that came out of internet dating? Because I more or less subscribe to the best friend theory, but if I had to pick one of those online (knowing how weird but how unexpectedly lovely my irl friends are), I'd be stumped.

Obviously he believes he could convert the Jewish ones with his dick.

Revenge, created by Mike Kelley, is such a great example of anti-diva versus anti-diva

"your beautiful brown hair reminds me of a thorough bread house "

Um no. Prince Charles is mostly mocked for egregiously cheating on his wife and his utter disrespect for British democracy. It was recently revealed after a Freedom of Information request that for years he has been sending notes to key political figures about political matters including his support for unproven…

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I am fully convinced that Burton, Bonham-Carter and Johnny Depp are in a thruple, or that Burton at least desperately wants them to be.

My only takeaway from this: CRUMPETS WITH CHEESE????

I find myself doing that, because most of the time I feel really shit about my choices/looks/life and wish people gave me positive validation, so instead I try to buoy other people up because maybe they feel like that too. I do care, I just know I'm in no position to criticise.

Fucken Odysseus...

come into my endless corridor... if you dare

That sounds infuriating!

Ahh right, that makes sense!

Is there some kind of parental prohibition against locks on bedroom doors? I don't have kids, so I genuinely don't know...

I've told my mother that if I die before her and she gives me a CoE funeral, I'm coming back as a fucking poltergeist.

Doesn't read, generally uninterested in arts and culture. I don't care if you're self-educated, a scientist or just never got the chance to go to uni, but fucking CARE. If you can relate to representations of other people's lives and think sensitively about them, we stand a far better chance of communicating well.