"smoking two cigarettes"

Dear God, what if after a series of mishaps you were to get bed cheese ON your crusty dildo? The mind reels....

If you interpret the article like this, isn't the video a (probably unintentional) critique of a certain kind of Third Wave feminism?

ALL THE BEES!!

<3

He should really stick to bees

for other British readers

Is that why she has a thirteen year old's attitude towards race relations?

#NotAllSlenderMen

With his horns, he'd fit right in at Pesach

This is my experience, for anyone arsed to read it: I'm in my very early 20s & have completed all my education in London. I did academic tests all the time and had to do loads of extra-curriculars. That didn't change much in Uni. Everyone I could date moved countries/cities to pursue their own personal goals, as well…

In the interests of gender parity, can someone please invent an app that will scroll down erotica for me so I can have both hands free? (Yes, I know some ladies love porn, but my needs are too specific)

Picking the terminology to suit you is really tricky, isn't it? I tend to ID as queer because I feel like bi is too balanced a term to suit my personal needs: I really only fall for women, but will happily sleep with someone regardless of gender/sex identity if I find them appealing. This is not too say I'm prejudiced…

If Mamet has control over the casting, this doesn't surprise me. Did anyone SEE his last shitshow at the Hampstead Theatre? It was called Race and it was dire.

I actually find this quite funny and refreshingly realistic. If I dated men and liked the look of his profile pictures, I would call him.

I just had a horrible mental film clip of burning, screaming sentient furniture running around the castle. And then I shared it with you.

Reading. He's getting better at reading.

wtf is that from>?!

I know.

thrilled someone gets it : )