Cleaning with sugar based products usually isn't something I'd call "clever."

@wopper: Wall, overhead view. I think you just have your "I just woke up" eyes in.

Too bad I only have tattoos, what I am supposed to use to convey that? Some kind of paper with pictures that goes up on the wall? Good luck finding something like that...

@countjackula: And I totally disagree....to each their own I guess.

@ModernBawhair: Ummm, actually the article would say that the cause of death was a gunshot wound but there was evidence of other physical trauma to the body. It's also totally possible to die from the knife wound and not the gunshot.

@Josh_Geyer: Like Gizmodo ever practices responsible journalism?

So what's Amazon Fresh, a figment of my imagination? I've also been doing this for years with Peapod, however, I really wouldn't recommend buying fresh fruits and vegetables off of there, some things you should look at in the store before you buy.

@CptTripps: I admit, I've even gone around the edge of my bed with a lighter, but not under it. Seemed like a bad idea.

@AgentRayBans: Yeah, it's one thing when people kill themselves, but killing pets is a real dick move.

@moldy912: 19 is legally a kid, and I'm not sure why you feel the need to judge how others live. Do you eat fast food? Drink alcohol? It's hurting your body too.

@Kaostick: Yup, I'd like to think I could make it out of the house with both my cats and the laptop, but when it comes down to it I'd let it burn to save my pets.

@AgentSmithAndWesson: Living in DC and playing next to the Lincoln Memorial works as well :-)

Gaming at its core.

Seems about right.

I went bowling over Christmas and realized that my 225 average I had in college hadn't fared so well in the 5 or 6 years it's been since I bowled. Couldn't get above 80 in 3 games.

@TylDurden: I don't have a problem with monologues. Or emotion. Or strong, emotional female characters. I do have a problem with a story that seems to contradict the nature of a character we have come to know and respect, while at the same time making largely nonsensical plot points (I can't use life saving…

I now feel more confused and betrayed than Samus did in the epic space opera "Metroid: Other eMotions".

@adam483t: I'm a pretty avid ultimate frisbee player, I've been playing for about 15 years, so longer than I've really been gaming. It's great because I love the game, it's good exercise, and there's a ton of options to play in DC where I live. I play at least once a week, usually 2 or 3 during the spring/summer.

@The Sentient Meat: you can hear (what I presume is) ruble from the median hitting the side of the car, probably one of those hit it.

@Vecha: Kotaku Friends work like the Stock Market: Yeah, I'm not really buying that the games he played as a kid helped him out a lot here, from what it sounds like he's been driving longer than gaming. I feel like my gaming and sports playing are mutually beneficial to my reflexes, but wouldn't say I'm a better…