@Lucalain: It's definitly in the DC and Portland, OR area, and I would imagine other places.

I went to a Roller Derby a couple months ago; had no idea what was going on but it was awesome.

The iOS offerings seem to more compete with Nintendo's Blue Ocean strategy that actually offering quality, core, AAA titles. The iPhone and iPod Touch have put portable gaming into millions of people's hands, but I'm still not excited about killing a few hours on the plane with Cut the Rope or Dungeon Hunter; besides…

Why do we need to convert people to smartphones? It's ok if technology isn't the center of your life.

@Spaceboy: "My reasoning is that they have disbelief in science because they feel it's difficult to understand the theories behind it."

@KamWrex: Ahhh, my humor detector is apparently off after my power break with a Snickers bar.

Nope. I have no problem with people drinking some breast milk, we all did it when we were babies. Eating placenta or breast milk cheese just seems...wrong and a little bit too close to cannibalism for my tastes.

@MrSnuffles: hahaha, good call.

@KamWrex: How are you holding it? Mine is in my left hand, one edge on/right below the ball of my thumb and the other edge held between the 1st and 2nd joint (from the top) of my fingers without the back touching my palm. I generally don't have problems.

Screw it, I was raised Quaker, I've sat in silence for about 520 hours of my life. For people that actually can't do this, I'm not sure what to say.

@meatbag_pussrocket: More than solitaire or the World Cup? Impressive.

@OreoExplosion: I'm confused, can you use WM7 apps on Arndroid or Android apps on iOS?

And I'm responsible for...under 100 of those across three phones.

The only joke I have is about the staff of Gizmodos' apparent inability to hold an Apple product. Seriously guys, do you literally butter your hands in the morning?

@alek2407: I remember back in college (ahhh, 2002) you could usually identify the carrier by the first three digits as well, but I don't think that's really the case any more.

@iMattv4: +1 for admitting you were wrong on the internet, there's a free drink waiting for you at the bar of your choice.

@Shippoyasha: Right...but this is like an ad targeting 12 year olds about how much their mom is going to hate it when you sneak into the theater to see Saw XI...except its usually not a great idea to advertise one of the core criticism of the industry you're in. Cute jokes in ads are great, but you really shouldn't…

@intesvensk: Yeah, I'm pretty amazed at how many PC owners think about the cleanliness of their power bricks...

@Whooped.D.Dew: Right, as soon as I posted that I though that the L was in fact older. I've only taken in a couple times when I've been out there.

@MrSnuffles: No black friends? Also, 1:46 is amazing.