I’ll star this one, if only because it helps keep the riff-raff away.

I watched the local news this morning, only one station showed the guy they arrested. Shocker, he's white. The local Sinclair Broadcasting station only had it on for a minute at most, I suppose it doesn't fit their narrative. It's all backwards to them, the victim was a person of color and the perpetrator was a white…

Fuck the packers. They get away with so much shit at Lamblow field. Don’t be salty about one questionable penalty.

And you can thank Aaron Rodgers for that, so Packers have only themselves to blame.

Ahhh.... the Vikings got called on that same penalty to allow the Packers to score a field goal before the 1st half you fucking hack

“I swear, HE’S not mine.”

I think he was merely suggesting how high they needed to build the wall that they will be paying for.

Sorry. The MAGA joke was just hanging there like low fruit, easily reached by people of any size.

And yet Cam Newton will probably still get concussed four times a week.

Here’s a good lesson for you kids out there: never take joy in anything because it doesn’t ultimately matter.

They spent $1.6 billion for a stadium that operates 8 Sundays per year. The stadium has a Chick-Fil-A, which is famously NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS

The Ravens have always been pretty forgiving with that sort of thing.

Good story.  I hope you found a bridesmaid and did some running through the okra patch.

1. Take 15-20 rocks out

Congrats, but I’m still glad she sold the Reds.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

They may have loved nature, but they very clearly did not respect it

Has Jessie Graf made’s People’s “most beautiful people” list yet? She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo attractive.

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

If you want to see someone launching shit in all directions, there’s a Tim Horton’s in Langley you should definitely check out.