The fucking roomba point guard killed me lol

“I hope to be part of a union myself someday.”

Fuck Bombay for running a god awful neutral zone trap, are we actively trying to get people to hate hockey?

Anybody that talks shit about The Sandlot is an L7 weenie.

I’ve never seen Mighty Ducks because lol, but if you come for Slap Shot! Keyser, I will be mad online. Quite mad.

You can have Mighty Ducks but if you come for The Sandlot I swear to god I’ll do absolutely nothing other than disagree in the comments.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

As a guy, I have to say that this is NOT what most men think sex is. I’m sorry things are horrible for you but it’s not because of porn and the men that watch it. Unless you happen to live in a place that is unusually high in asshole men that is.

“Most men think this is what sex is”

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

Surfing’s Most Iconic Event Is In Jeopardy Thanks To A Very Dumb Dispute

One ended up in Sacramento.

Wow, Black Francis really let himself go.

The men and the women.

Packers fans and it’s not even close.

Right, I was wondering if this was an international complaint or something, because NBC didn’t even show it on NBC...they shuttled it over to NBCSN. They already had plenty of stuff to show.

A hole that will inevitably be filled with figure skating with a dash of ice dancing and a topping of more figure skating.

I didn’t realize there are mountains in the Philadelphia Metropolitan area.

I’ve always been a Packer fan, but I just don’t get these schmucks. I have a guy at work who not only owns Packer “stock” but has it framed in his office like it’s a fucking PhD. You might as well frame your toddler’s latest crayon scribble and wipe your ass with the $300 that cost you.