I only had to be in the state for 4 1/2 years thanks to college (WE ARE MARQUETTE!!!) but being a Vikings fan living in Milwaukee through the Mid-00's was...unpleasant to say the least.

Don’t forget yogurt and squats.

These fucking people. I’ve lived in this state for 30 years and the few times I have lived in different states, the respite I have gotten from them has been amazing. Living in WI and not caring about the Packers is like living in a mental institution and being the only sane person there.

I said something about the Packers here a few weeks ago and got a reply that started with “as an owner....” Didn’t read any further.

+1 for finding a guy who manages to make the “Cheesehead” thing look even more ridiculous. “NFL Owner” ... heh, heh, heh. Oh, and “Skol Vikings”.

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

One of my favorite Phil-isms is the story of the bet he made on the set of Tin Cup. Here’s a direct quote from Cheech Marin:

Take the star LMAO

Plus having a table appliance made mostly of metal that gets up to 930 degrees sounds like a recipe for cornballer style burns.

It’s really hard, as a female, to go to the polls and vote for someone, even though those allegations were so long ago, even though they are just allegations. After Harvey Weinstein, it’s just hard. I think this is a referendum on Harvey Weinstein, not on President Trump.

Lots of shitty comments on this one, so thank you for having the decency to be specific.

As a Vikings fan, I will never not blame Blair Walsh.

Nearly 6 years later, finally, a star.

Ugh, I KNOW. They even gender-swapped the protagonists, how unoriginal.

Here is a certain stereotype of golfers: lazy, wealthy, loud men in ugly clothing—Republicans. This stereotype is accurate.

Counterpoint: Fuck Wisconsin

“Wisconsin is finally worth noticing.”

I prefer to ignore Wisconsin at a blistering pace.

The football team is, at least. Otherwise, please feel free to continue ignoring Wisconsin at your leisure.