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It is. The problem is that the gif above doesn’t show the fumble that happens before hitting the pylon. If you watch the replay elsewhere, you can clearly see the ball floating between his hands as it hits the pylon.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Suh’s agent, watching that replay:

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Like they eat salads

Man, the first time someone pointed me to a Tyme machine? Forget it. I was so confused, then disappointed.

We usually miss the extra point so it’s heads up 6-up.

TYME MACHINE 4 LIFE DAMMIT

Unfortunately, he’s on the Yankees so they have to let him in. Or were you talking about Hample?

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

As a Pats fan and veteran, I respect their right to be morons. I simply don’t co-sign it.

“Caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery” is the best Billy Joel song IMHO

I feel bad for the guy. Of all the centuries to be born in he had the bad luck of being in one of the few where he can’t have slaves. So unfair.

MN resident and Vikings fan here. We may be blue, but trust me when I say, go 15 minutes any direction out of the twin cities and we’re just as much a bunch of mouth breathing, ‘but her emails’, not worth the distraction, ignorants as any southern state. On that note, if we seriously trot Keenum’s ass out there

The “I feared for my life” line is a golden ticket when cops are brought up on charges of killing someone. The judge, and the cops ALWAYS opt for a judge trial and not a jury one.....gee wonder why....will say “Well I can’t prove he didn’t fear for his life and how else is a police officer supposed to act when he

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

“What’s HIPAA?”

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

I’d like to sub in *whitest* for *Green Bayest* because....oh wait, no yea you’re right.