As a Vikings fan, Ponder. Ponder is worse.

Pistol Shrimps >

Powder? OOHHHH...I thought you said Ponder.

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

Did you know the team you were flirting with online was only 13?

“I’ll build an arena, if you bring condoms and wine coolers when you come by. 😻😍😜”

“Have a seat right over there.”

This all sounds made up - Borussia Monchengladbach, Bhoys, Motherwell, Scotland, the Holocaust

Will not go to bat for the uniforms but those helmets with the old logo are 1,000,000 times better for the Broncos than the outdated 90s atrocities they for some reason still haven’t ditched yet

Now, before we all get emotional and jump to conclusions we don’t know, can’t we all just take a breath, center ourselves, and just blame Tom Brady for it?

She should’ve been MVP.

It’s a shame they had a misprint on the Minnesota jerseys. After Moore’s performance, everybody knows it should be MAYA CLINIC.

Sources suggest Packers ownership may be involved

Actually, not really. It’s the cross of St. Peter.

She’s the type of crazy that would look down at the cross and freak out that she sees it upside down.

Nope. Fuck you. I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and I’m already too optimistic. This is going to end horribly...

As a very shitty golfer who has worked at clubs enough to play every day for months on end - I feel confident in agreeing with the whole, “be loose” attitude.

I’m sure plenty of you guys can agree a golfer’s biggest adversary is himself. It’s why the third guy in a scramble always drives the ball straight as an arrow…

Hard to believe a team captained by Davis Love, III may not come through when the pressure is on.

something tells me the american fans are now rooting for the european players

Abso-fucking-luteley and the fact that the Tour is taking their cue from Congress makes me root against “my” team.