The peppermint north poles also feature threads for easier anal insertion!

Apparently Teddy Bridgewater isn’t the only Viking who has issues with the Deepinder.

I demand satisfaction!

There’s a simple solution....Just stop playing Zach LaVine at the point.

https://youtu.be/yQ5rbPlsdHw?t=…

I thought a Tokyo Sexwale was when you finger blasted an obese Asian woman while wearing a Hello Kitty mask.

Someone needs to send out the Key and Peele signal on this one.

This is the twitter equivalent of going for a foul ball that at least three other people are going for.

Rodgers also credits Gatorade for an adequate job of thirst quenching.

Bryan Stow would like to have a word with you.

Even though he is a Kiwi, I really want to hear this live blog read out loud by Rhys Darby.

Based on the reader submissions, Packers fans who live outside of Green Bay clearly see those who live in the Green Bay area as that uncle with Down Syndrome you keep in the basement during family gatherings.

Dear Drew,

Perhaps this should be the Chiefs new mascot.

#LOLJets

Randy Moss disagrees with your take on pregame meals. But one has to wonder how much blow was on the 1986 New York Giants meal table? LT would have had at least one take out container full, probably snorted off a 17 year old prostitute.

This has probably been posted already, but the Sklar Brothers had Piper on their podcast a couple of weeks ago, it’s a fantastic listen, even more so thinking it qualifies as one of this last interviews. http://www.earwolf.com/episode/stabbe…

And apparently.....defense!

So that’s where Scott Disick’s money comes from...