This is Rob Gronkowski’s entire internal monologue.

Paging Chris Kluwe....

How in the hell was Green Bay’s cholo not racially profiled at the gate?

I apologize in advance for nitpicking.....It’s “Fleet Farm” not “Flea Farm”.

As in “Biff Tannen” Tom Wilson?

More brilliance from Oliver....But, anyone else disappointed that Oliver didn’t go with the soccer flopping joke about the executive being taken away in an ambulance and almost immediately recovering? Or is that just low hanging fruit for Oliver? If that’s the case, I can respect that.

Jesus....if there was ever a sport where the athletes need a union.

These should always be the Wolves uni.

I mean, it’s no Airborne....

Oh for sure, just not the over the top kind. It was almost unexpected.

There’s one movie where I sort of enjoyed Jack Black when he wasn’t over the top....The Holiday. Perhaps it works in that movie because it was more of a supporting role and not the lead.

You have Jesse too high.

With all due respect, the middle of a housewarming party is not the place to take it to the glory hole.

Ryan seems to catch himself and immediately pump-fakes with a reference to fifth-year seniors who transfer into big programs for a one-season run at a championship.

Just your average, everyday NCAA title game double bird Wisconsin fan.

Well Played.

What the fuck is Anna Benson doing there?

This is the college basketball writer for the Minneapolis Star-Tribune. Guess who she picked to win the whole thing???