So he's just out looking for another k-hole?

Odom is currently staying in a Los Angeles hotel room

I prefer the calls where he's silent for about 65 seconds and then mumbles, "We'll be back".

Overheard: "Make me cum you fucking whore!"

Eyes like Kato pardee guaf nargle fpfffffffff

I see the prospect for Deadspin to get in on some of this action. How about a Deadspin Easter Egg where you search "Jacksonville Jaguars Game" on YouTube, and it plays whatever movie Drew recommends on that week's Jambaroo?

When Sanchez shits the bed, he can go full GG Allin. And mimic his mustache too.

Drew, when it comes to the stereotypical Packers fan, sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

The Packers are the NFL equivalent of veganism, which is ironic considering two-thirds of Wisconsin’s economy is based on sausages and dairy products. The fans like nothing better than to tell you how much better their lifestyle is than yours. They always try to convert you, like protesters outside a meat packing…

Only after we feed him a tater tot hot dish first, and send the leftovers home with him.

That list definitely needs a (Dis)honorable mention section: Fred Smoot, Mossy Cade, Erasmus James, Michael Bennett, Spergeon Wynn, Wasswa Serwanga, Chris Dishman, Chris Hovan, Jeff Brady, Koren Robinson, Dwight Smith, Bryant McKinnie, Kelly Campbell, Dennis Green, Jarvis Redwine, D.J. Dozier, Onterrio Smith, Red…

The Vikings are the heroin of the NFL, and being a Vikings fan is a bit like being Ewan McGregor’s character in Trainspotting. You want to kick the habit, but things just keep getting in the way. Sure, a 15-1 season feels good for awhile, but then a dead baby shows up and misses the game winning field goal in the…

AltiDOMINATE!

So if you look up "foolery" in the dictionary, would there now be a picture of Jozy Altidore?

How do you like us now!!!

This Soylent Blaine burger is bullshit!

Is there a photoshop contest in there that doesn't end up NSFW?

“Both teams want me, it’s obvious.”

5-11 here we come. Fuck this team.