I have an inexplicable distaste for the Falcons

The More You Nyet

That's an interesting list of potential expansion teams, considering the Atlanta Silverbacks, Minnesota United FC, Carolina RailHawks and San Antonio Scorpions are all already part of the NASL. In addition, the Indy Eleven begin play in the NASL next year. Why doesn't the MLS join forces with the NASL and make it…

Back in my day, we had the Sears catalog...AND WE LIKED IT!!!

I saw about two seconds of the video, just long enough to see everything and take in all of the things going on in that room, and immediately ran like hell to my room trying to remember what I had just seen, because I'm 16 and would fap it to the sight of a bra strap.

It's too bad the gif stops right before Bryant McKinnie unhinges his jaw and swallows the truck whole.

There is no logic behind Aron relinquishing his Icelandic soccer identity.

Weekend at Bernie's 3?

"But he has the skill set to where there's no reason he shouldn't be able to do that."

Why Lord? Why did you let my parents give me a name that will inevitably be manipulated into a Deadspin screen name?

I'd love to see David Stern try to investigate oil wells off the coast of Vladivostok.

I can find at least three things on this screen that qualify.

The report, from 7 News Belize, describes the man only as an "international."

Maybe Kris should consider himself lucky.

As long as he doesn't lose his exercise yard privileges.

Worst Hangover sequel ever.

This isn't the first time Silva has openly taunted his opponent as a means to display his boredom. Just ask Patrick Cote and Demian Maia. The difference in this fight, as opposed to the one with Maia, is Weidman eventually said "Fuck it. If he's going to pull this clown bullshit, I'm going to throw the kitchen sink…

The Patriot Way: Convincing the world Aaron Hernandez doesn't exist.

You mean in the hot dish?

There's a fair amount of beer snobbery percolating in the Twin Cities, that's for sure. As far as I'm concerned, Surly, Summit, Fulton, etc. I enjoy them all.