Number one? We should get an apartment together, see what happens.

Surly is waaay more expensive than Nordeast, but I'm not arguing with you.

Now Surly is expensive.....a four pack for over $10. But it's the best thing to come out of Minnesota since, well, it's the best thing to ever come out of Minnesota.

I don't know man....Spotted Cow is pretty damn good.

As a native Minnesotan, I can't argue with your top choice. However, have you been introduced to Premium's kick ass cousin...

The main event is a game of VCR Football between Michael Jordan and Martha Quinn.

If only it was Jesus Montero.

If we're talking jaw strength, it's Jeremy, hands down.

At least I now have a silver lining to carrying those medieval torture devices called "bags of water softener salt" down the basement stairs. Easy grip handle my ass.

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I'm going to guess the Cobb Place Shopping Center in Kennesaw. #KENITSCALLEDTHEINTERNET

Couldn't the Pats just sign someone off the grounds crew or janitorial staff and assign them number 81?

Definitely Deadliest Catch.

But can Ryan Mallet speak Jive?

This one is still the best Hawk Harrelson HR call ever:

"It was worth all the stitches and everything else. It was worth all of it. This is the greatest feeling in the world and I never want it to go away.

Every fortnight I'm shuffling?

Pippen had to take matters into his own hands since with Bonzi Wells by his side he kept getting knocked out in the first round.

The only appropriate caption for this picture is, "Can you hear me now, motherfucker?"

Assault with Batteries?