This picture is worth two words, and those words are FUCK YEAH!

Pouring an entire beer up his rectum probably should have been an indicator.

But it is not supposed to happen in Foxborough

“I figured that if I'm able, the Lord's blessed me with an able body while I'm young, to get out there and get dirty.”

There is no Easter Bunny.

I hope they find him hiding in Tom Brady's schooner.

Because of the cold shower incident in Drew's book, will his daughter end up in golden shower porn, or a stripper that mimics the famous scene from Flashdance?

Do I have to read the whole question, or can I just answer False?

Rickey Henderson knows that Rickey Henderson is a better dancer than this video depicts Rickey Henderson. Bob Welch, however? Rickey Henderson thinks it's spot on.

85 hookers have been in this bed in the past week alone.

C'mon Deadspin, you're better than this! Stirring up conspiracy theories for the sake of controversy. Everybody knows David Stern selects each game's referee at random by pulling an envelope out of his freezer.

Bonner's first clue should have come before the game when the doctor wrapped his ankle with dentotape.

Ginger Snap!

That's not the Roc. That's Bobby showing Tebow the proper technique for catching a pass.

That was clearly incidental contact. Definitely a make-up cry from the time she blamed him for feeding Mom's birth control pills to the goldfish.

That girl has a bright future as a Black Friday Sale Hooligan.

Clearly, Hollywood is crestfallen by these recent developments.

Or Manti Teo on online dating?