It's about the NCAA holding its unparsable rulebook to be so immaculate, it's impenetrable to common sense.

That's a kick-ass comment.

How does Mike Tice not make this list? The ticket scalping, Love Boat scandal and the Randy Ratio alone should have garnered at least an honorable mention.

I haven't seen a Swede's balls get smacked like that since the last time Lisbeth Salander asked her case worker for money to buy a new laptop.

But just like any man, it constantly asks, "Thy kingdom come?"

That's the last time the Tigers send Jim Leyland to scout high school games on off days.

The GM who hired Vince knew he was at least 400 years ahead of his time.

That was nice of Chelsea Handler to let the two gentlemen on the roof have a night off to celebrate the victory by the Spurs.

Let's not forget the Kenny Loggins '80's movie soundtrack machine gave us "Meet Me Halfway" for this film.

Bad spray tans just make the pimples look as if they'd been covered in Cheeto dust.

Clearly needs to win in order repair the relationship with his estranged son and to salvage his fledgling trucking business.

Forget a Mount Rushmore, can we just have an Ann Coulter monument? Where she's doing the Lynndie England pose next to some 9-11 victims? Then the government could pay kids with Down Syndrome to cunt punt her repeatedly? That's job creation!

Now can we get audio of Jerry Lawler doing WNBA highlights?

Probably not the first time Hudson's hit LaRoche with a can of corn.

So the secret to parenting is baby LSD?

I gotta go with the guy from those Playstation commercials a few years ago.

There was a time when they had Strawberry Cool Whip. I'd eat that shit out of Kathy Bates' FUPA.

Could be worse.....Like ending up in some torture dungeon for Asian businessmen.

Without a doubt is has to be what I call "Redneck Soft Serve". In other words, buying a tub of Cool Whip, freezing it, and then eating it like soft serve ice cream.

Can the word "epic" be officially killed? Because isn't a word's usage in Quaker Oatmeal and IHOP breakfast sandwich commercials the equivalent of having to pull up on the reins with 10 lengths left in the Preakness?