It's going to be really hard for anyone to squander talent like that.

Did the rendering really need to include the aftermath of a False Start on Phil Loadholt?

I knew somethin' was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms.

On the brighter side, they got great footage for the very special "Man vs. Wild: Surviving a Rugby Team Plane Crash".

Is there a better way to promote team character and camaraderie than by sink one's teeth into the flesh of a younger member of the program?

Shouldn't they rename this drink the Tiger Woods, since he's clearly a better mix of brown and yellow fluids?

Oh yeah....I forgot about Pickle in the Middle! Good call!

Monkey in the middle has to have racial undertones, doesn't it? Like two plantation owners amusing themselves in the 1820's by tossing a newborn slave baby back and forth while the mother pleads with each one promising never to tell anyone that one of them is probably the father.

I'm just going to leave this here.....

How the chorizo gets made.

Biscuity Malt Aroma

If Kevin Ware's Teammates Were Women, Kevin Pollack would still remind us that he was in The Usual Suspects.

+ rim shot

...then I'd bend the top knuckle slightly and Karen'd thrash like a fish outta water, know what I'm sayin!!!

Ahhh...Stadium pal!

Why does Retief always get to be the goose?

The alternative is nonstop wincing and crying.

They objectify slower students who don’t catch as well.