Meanwhile, Chad Alvarez microwaved some leftover wings.

It was nice to see Lee came back to do the interview, refusing to put up with all that Cox blocking from the Rose Bowl officials.

Is it racist to compare Thad Lewis to Spergon Wynn?

To complete the metamorphasis, Jabari will change his name to Chip Freemason.

They kicked Chris Berman out of the meeting when he wouldn't stop referring to the Iranian president as Mahmoun "On Bended" Ahmadinejad.

The Iranians will be so disappointed when they discover that the crashing drones only contain footage of Jets training camp.

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Rumor has it that when they had to stand in front of the judge, Ponder shuffled around for about five seconds, ran to the right side of courtroom and threw the ring across his body, right into the hands of the next bride waiting to get hitched.

That wasn't a photobomb, she was kindly offering these visitors a nice white brat that she picked up from State Street Brats in Madison and smuggled into Lambeau in her FUPA.

But that's my sack dance!

So the 19th Amendment was a way to get women to quit nagging for a minute?

And for some reason Packers fans didn't understand Randy Moss' tribute to Rikishi.

The best part of Brady's hissy fit was the fact that he was so blatantly wrong. Either Al or Cris referenced the fact that Brady thought the 49ers didn't call the timeout in time, when NBC showed a 49ers player calling the timeout before they cut to Brady. And the only way that spike initiates a penalty is if it…

Anyone else disturbed that Patriots (and Bob's Burgers) fans apparently know how to use a computer?

So Ted was an episode of Family Guy with a teddy bear as Peter and Mark Wahlberg as, well, just what the hell was Mark Wahlberg doing in that movie? Did he owe Seth McFarlane a favor? Oh, I get it...Seth McFarlane is the devil.

Couldn't he easily be replaced with Ahmad Bradshaw and Brandon Jacobs?

Must have found out it wasn't a Jezebel chat room.

I wonder what the fine will be when Greenway hands Robbie Gould a bottle of Smirnoff Ice with 3 seconds left in the game and the Bears down by 2.

Ever see something so shocking that you lose the ability to function at all?