According to the Ugandan manager, the kids were just excited to be playing baseball after the lifting of the Presidential ban on little league baseball that stemmed from the humiliation Idi Amin endured when he had the 1976 all stars for a BBQ. To be fair, the baby back ribs were a bit stringy.

The manager from Uganda is still trying to figure out why his squad just didn't click.

Lax Bro Lettuce

Meanwhile, Marcus Vick dislocated a couple ribs from the dumpster of a Kennesaw O'Charleys.

Augusta National, where women's suffrage is making 'em play from the white tees!

You forgot one Dreaux.

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Hell, by 2020 medals might be awarded to Quebec (not Canada).

Really? I didn't notice anything odd about the way she sounded, but then again, I might have been preoccupied with the thought of how much I'd like to cuddle with Rebecca Soni.

"I gotta take out my tampon"

The fuck did you do, Mrs. Romney? Apart from straddle Rafalca and get your pussy damp?

Shortly after this picture was taken, Olympic official Carlos Gomez informed Im that he was supposed to be shooting at target #9.

I teach them how to be aware of what they are aware of, and how to take answers out of other people's heads when they take tests and stuff so they can all get A's and B's instead of C's and D's.

An AD will turn out to have ties to the Hezbollah.

You mean Lightspeed Girls aren't a gang of Disney Channel pre-teen superheroes?

Thanks Mike Davis, now we'll never know what he's going to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

At this point, Sandusky might as well see this Fatty Arbuckle bit through to the end.

Even though 9/11 was over 10 years ago, ESPN failed to realize that the world just isn't ready for the "This Is SportsCenter" ad starring LeBron as the mailroom intern.

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Not to mention the governor of Minnesota's name is Mark Dayton.