The East Haven Undercover Police Training program is once again a dismal failure.

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Always the proactive one, director of cheerleading Jay Howarth has already set up his workpace at the SPFL League Office.

Always the proactive one, director of cheerleading Jay Howarth has already set up his workpace at the SPFL League Office.

Aaron Rodgers Pisses Into Wind

I was wondering what happened to Andrew WK and Ronnie Devoe.....

If you simply post movie clips 60% of the time, the ninjas will suspend you every time!

1980 sure was a strange year - John Lennon died, Pac-Man was released and Up With People got just a little gay.

broken noses, airbag lacerations, and heads hitting windshields

Pussies everywhere have been downgraded to marginally envious.

Tebow: Have you had your come to Jesus moment?

Heyman on movies:

if you'd spent much time in a big-city tenement or in the stockroom of a grocery store or ever wandered beneath street level in a restaurant that abuts a subway line, the permeating odor of Decon, the rat poison, would have been familiar.

Asking a pothead to go on a two mile hike, at sunrise? And then she makes cornbread to make up for (predictably) not making it? I would have at least held out for some chili.

Actually, I wouldn't mind watching this guy get pummeled by a MMA fighter.....

I've showered with him before in Philadelphia. So it wasn't too weird.

+ Nein!

Dirk's grunts and ejaculations are funny, for sure

That, folks, is what you call a shitkicker. A very large shitkicker.

His first clue should have been when the girlfriend experience involved going shopping for Quinceañera dresses.