@Mokona: I just saw this as well. Much, much more exciting news headline then anything regarding the Flobots.

Tables be damned, I couldn't get over that suit. I'm not sure how I feel about dressing like Jay Gatsby these days. But, to each their own. Go with god.

@KaneTaker: Let's not talk about it. I'm still rather pissed that they killed the PS3 version in lieu of a Wii release. You're telling me that Monster Hunter, being the vaunted series that it is, couldn't have sold the 700,000+ units that it has on the Wii to date on the PS3?

I'll gladly purchase this rip-off the moment it becomes available in a localized version on the North American PSN. No doubt about it.

I really love that "Let's Face Society" DS game idea. I'm imaging something similar to a typical Final Fantasy-styled "save the planet from certain doom" romp with a healthy dose of some fun, Custer's Revenge style mini games to replace Tetra Master.

Fantastic idea. I mentioned this the other day, but totally disregarded it as one of those "so blatantly ingenious that it'll never actually happen in an official capacity" ideas.

@Kraznor: Who'd you have in mind? Disney?

@Psudonym: This was quite enjoyable.

@ShamanNY: 98? For GTA IV? What'd San Andreas end up with again? That is a vastly superior GTA title. GTA IV is just... a game really.

@chronomasakari: If only that were the most disappointing element of the Xenosage series. Or even in the top 5.

@GLaDOS: Seems to work just fine for Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister.

@MasterOmega: Please, MasterOmega, could you show the court on this doll where A.J. touched you?

@WhatTheFrag: I could see myself getting behind a new, Natal backed, SpikeOut initiative.

@TRAMS_AM: I just find it amusing that a reasonable case could be made for either scenario. Androgyny FTW.

Sigh.

What the hell is this? You can't leapfrog precedents like this Capcom. This is supposed to be Street Fighter IV Turbo. TURBO! Then, and only then, may you proceed to SSFIV. And then, if you play your cards right, SSFIVTurbo. I'm boycotting this release on principal.

What a dumb ass I am. When I first loaded the Kotaku page and saw this, I mistook Billy for Robert Plant and got far more excited than I should have. Silly boy.

@Antiterra: KLF? I like where you're going with this. I'll add the appropriate show of solidarity to my user page ASAP.

The future? I'd agree, tentatively, that the future of handheld gaming is one devoid of physical media. And I don't even have a problem with that in and of itself. But the PSPgo's execution is shaky. Between that difficult to believe (let alone justify) price and the needless fleecing of previous PSP owners, Sony has…

Kojima-San doesn't have to make Metal Gear anymore.