I'd have to give the edge to Fallout 3's Trogs for the fear factor, but I will note that the image of Billy Bob located at the linked Wiki is currently redefining terror as I know it.

Nope. Not even remotely interested. How does this benefit me, the consumer? Keep this horrid ideology tethered to cell phones, please. Actually, I find it disgusting there as well.

This game has made me a believer.

Alright, Alright Dave. We believe you. Don't start doling out atomic wedgies or anything rash like that.

Is CJ in this? If not, I'll pass.

Damn. I was all prepared to heckle this idea as roundly as I did Guitar Hero for the DS, but they managed to make it appealing. Very appealing.

Off to newegg!

Are you fucking serious? For some unwitting soul, this bit of serendipity will prove profound enough to recount to their grandchildren one day in reverent tones.

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Fargo, please.

Cheesy crust. Release a game already, Square Enix. I'd like to play SOMETHING on your schedule before the 2012 zombie apocalypse.

This is the first time that I've been legitimately excited by Halo since 2001. Well played, well played.

You're from Dallas, Bash? I feel a little bit better about this whole thing Dallasite thing now :)

Wow. With this setting and a team of great writers, Dead Rising 2 could be one for the ages.

Does anyone with an ounce of talent want to make this mod? The Earthbound fan in me would love nothing more than to shower you in adulation and paypal donations.

Why in God's name did that auto play on the front page? I'm assuming that this is a mistake.

I'm totally into them putting a black character into the game, but that haircut looks fucking ridiculous. Seriously. It's like he's wearing a Brussels Sprout.

I feel confident that I can make the following statement without any pretense or unjustified indignation:

I don't know what the hell you people are talking about. I always envisioned that the two paddles in Pong, despite their apparent white tint (this was a mere design conceit, you see) were black. Black nationalists at that. They expressed their righteous indignation through pummeling that sanctimonious WHITE ball.

I second the notion of placing the next Grand Theft Auto in Texas, but would like to expand the scope a bit. We're ripe for parody, Rockstar. Plus, I'd MUCH rather drive through digital Dallas than the real thing. Such a massive pain in the ass.