Well, there goes your next $150 million dollar bonus, Alex.

Did you shop that picture, Brian? If so, the people whose photograph you mangled should sue your pants right off. This HAS to be illegal in some capacity.

Considering I've never played this title - and probably never would have otherwise - I'm all for this latest iteration in Square Enix's best selling port series "You like pretty boy? We make boy prettier!"

If I'm going to be a magic knight stuck at the end of time attempting to reclaim the world from the harbingers of doom, I'm sure as hell not going to be sneaking around. Let's leave that shit in the last generation of gaming, please.

I'm not planning on taking it seriously until it prematurely claims the life of a beloved, burgeoning artist.

Welcome to the Internet, the greatest freakshow since... well ever.

"The Great Blank?" Please, don't strain yourself Sega.

Damn, they let Milk and Shane go? That's some serious fuck up right there, my friends.

Did we get our gold stars because of the quality of our posts? I always assumed it was related to the quantity, actually.

If we're going to pick a game, couldn't we have gone with Alan Wake? God knows it's taking it's sweet, sweet time.

Keep this up Bioware, and I won't be quite so inclined to mention my desire for KOTOR III every time an article for Old Republic pops up on the internet. Looking good.

I adore Tom & Jerry (almost fanatically so, to some extent), but I have little hope for any video game based on the concept. Very little.

Damn that's sweet. More troubadours, please.

Comix Zone? Win.

Damn. And right after I vowed to excommunicate all Christmas music from my life. I can't resist any 8-bit charms.

@PsycheE: Copious amounts of autotuning and bitcrushing does not 8-bit make. BUT, Hip Hop HAS certainly taken a hit in the last 15 years or so. Of course, honorable men may differ.

BaSS has been floating around the interwebs, freely, I might add, for some time now.

What is becoming of our beloved pastime, my friends? Recession proof, my ASS.

The kid in me likes the gaming side!

Wow, this trailer really DOES explain it all.