@dmfamzo: Pssh... more like C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

@Chaoticevl: No online co-op? Allow me to second that pass. Such a shame - what was once a certain purchase has automagically been transformed into a rental.

The gaming equivalent of "new car smell" seems to be opening the case for the first time to me. There's nothing quite like that feeling of tearing through the plastic wrapper and cracking open the sealed container. Sweet bliss.

What, no LHC jokes? Step up your game, people.

I hope the RIAA never comes after me. If they should, I'm 100+ GBs of fucked.

Sports games. It's about time that developers (and publishers) stopped reaming the end consumer each year by charging $60 dollars for roster updates and "new" features that, more often than not, contribute nothing more than mere novelty.

@roflwaffles: No, the PSP games are ported.

@tomsamson: So was Jason Statham. Now, the best we can hope for is a VH1 special within the next decade.

Nice! Why isn't this game getting more publicity? I can't personally name another title that allows you the distinct honor of wailing on your opponent for the right to pork a porker. At least, that's what I assume to be the case for this particular level. God help SNK if they crush my dreams here.

@theEnemy: Mere illusion my friend. The difference between those two is a much smaller number: 493. That's how many of those motherfuckers that Japan and I have gotta catch before we can take off our cosplay costumes and stop throwing red and white orbs at feral animals.

I've always adored the aesthetics of Viva Pinata, but the gameplay failed to ensnare me like I had hoped that it would. It's a shame, actually. Rare had better not pull that shit with my current beau, Banjo Kazooie. I WILL kill a motherfucker.

Tekken 6? When the hell did that happen?

A friend and I were discussing the stellar looking King of Fighters XII today when I realized that I'm so smitten with it that I've actually considered picking up an Arcade stick for the home port. This from a man who seriously considered "toughing it out" with the Xbox 360's *ahem* differently-abled model. I'm a…

I know it's not entirely on-topic, but I have to say it:

Hey, if this game had Lift to Experience, I'd hit it. Christian or not (and I'm most certainly not), that band rocked.

@edhe (xbl): Haven't you heard? The economy is no more!

Consider me bemused at best, nonplussed at worse.

@twinturbo2: I'M GONNA FLY, FLY HIGH! BABY I'M GONNA FLY HIGH!"

Damn.

Well, that was incredibly gruesome. And fairly disturbing. If this doesn't desensitize me to violence, nothing will.