I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

Did I know Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden were together? And MARRIED? What the damn hell?

I completely forgot that Cameron Diaz was married to Benji Madden. And I’m pretty sure that an hour from now I’ll have forgotten again. I love weird celebrity pairings but especially when they’re not shoving it in my face every two damn seconds.

Exactly! I really enjoyed the books. Vanessa in the books was a bald goth/punk art-film hot badass! They destroyed her character for the show and removed the biting critique aspect all together.

The fact that Blake became the buzzed about (if not yet particularly successful) actress after this show instead of Leighton proved there’s no justice in the universe.

To some of this stuff I say a hearty thank you. Others seem like a stretch in the most generous of readings.

It has to be short for Alexander right? Please let it be short for Alexander!

I hate that Elizabeth Moss seems like a smart person and is clearly an amazing actor yet all the Scientology BS is part of her life. I just can’t accept that as an okay thing for a person to be a part of. Disclaimer: I’m not a fan of religion in general, but I usually just brush that aside when thinking about…

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

Rob has a degree from USC...a bit ashamed I know that, but chalking it up to the fact that I also have a USC degree.

Thanks to @mirena and @celibacy I’m also #blessed

Nothing vomited on my this morning, I slept until 8:00 am, and I have money to go out tonight. #blessed #ilovemylackoffam Thank you @Lybrel for helping me never start my family.

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On the one hand, Leo seems SO douchey but his friendship with Kate is so, so endearing. I’m a sucker for real Hollywood friendships (see also: Sir Ian and Sir Patrick).

I agree that it is morally okay to punch a Nazi. To me that is obvious. The question is does it help actually fight white supremacy? I think that’s the real question.

He’s into the eco stuff so maybe it’s because of that

That’s just a vicious rumor started by his ex-boyfriend.

She reminds me exactly of Joan Crawford, which I mean as high praise. She has a merciless, laser-precise plan for her career and her image and she did not come here to play. You better believe she is a solid gold bitch with her eyes on the prize and she does. not. blink.
I’m not remotely a fan, and she’s absolutely…

The best part of the Taylor Swift verdict is that it was a countersuit, meaning HE sued HER first. He groped her and got fired, but instead of accepting the consequences of his actions, he sued her. The creep just cannot stop racking up the Ls, and I’m HERE FOR IT.