God, Rebekah Merced is so so cray.

I get nervous anywhere below the 20% mark. That apology was not good enough for 2% battery.

Wow it took a nice turn when she apologized. Like she should have never said that in the first place but at least she recognized it? My mum always gives unsolicited body advice but I’m at the age where I know it comes from her own body issues, so I just lean into it now. Like she says ‘You’ve gained weight’ so I say…

Zuck does it intentionally because he’d rather spend his brain power on “more important” things as if he might miss a chance to get Facebook in China on the day he decides what tie to wear instead. You know, because deciding what to wear every day, even when you have zillions of dollars and can pay someone else to do…

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

“...for some reason, rap music.” Dafuq? I’ve never felt compelled to qualify or explain or wonder about WHY I like any of the music I like. For what possible reason would he feel the need to do so for rap? Hmmm....I’m sure I don’t have ANY idea what that’s all about.

Trick question, since a golf date sounds awful for any amount of time.

I can’t believe people give a shit what Fabio has to say.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

1.3 miles is a decent hike anywhere. If there’s a Rapid bus line closer I’d just take that downtown.

Unfamiliar with the show, but i’d watch that!

I saw that. Better still is the South Park parody, where it was Satan’s birthday and he wanted a Lamborghini cake and Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy were tasked with getting him one.

Not enough uses of “innit.”

My god, Scott Baio is such a douche.

I think my favorite point was even at his worst, Trump still had a better chance to win the election than the Cubs did at winning the World Series after game 3 or 4.

Gawker still seems to have for Nate Silver. He predicted a 4% win for Clinton nationally; final result was 2% win, which is damn good. The biggest problem, which FiveThirtyEight expressed over and over again, was that polls in Wisconsin and Michigan sucked and there weren’t very many of them(the polls in…

This may sound extreme, but everyone needs to cool it with the Nazi fascist stuff. We need fewer Nazis and fascists. Like 100% less.

There is plenty of anti semitism in France not related to Muslims. Le Pen is basically a Nazi sympathizer.

Yeah, the last paragraph startled me as well. It should be easy; don’t vote for the Nazi (Le Pen), vote against the Nazi. How hard can that be?