Oh! No. It’s because I don’t particularly like the women I work with. :( They’re all very dumb and bad.

What are the wrong reasons that the Rodgers family believes were motivating Munn? Fame? The Daily Show, sitcom appearances, Magic Mike, the Newsroom, Letterman, Leno, FHM and Maxim hottest babe lists all predate her relationship with Rodgers. Money? While Aaron is worth a lot more, it is not as if she is not doing…

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

Same here. Butt I digress...

The arbitrary 90-day rule is silly. We are adults and sexual beings. The viability of your relationship does not hinge on how long you waited to have sex with someone. Only sexist men lose respect for or don’t want long-term relationships with women who have sex with them “too soon.” That kind of rule is never, ever,…

But what about referring to a man’s dick as an “organ”??!

Hey, that could totally work in certain circumstances. For example, if you or the guy was about to leave for a 90 day stay on the International Space Station. There are no other circumstances.

More than one. Aimed at us lucky Black women. Super sexist and misogynist advice, of course.

Hey now, the fact that he’s on wife 3 or 4 just shows that he is excellent at dating.

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

I agree that it’s not an immoral act. I also would state that the inauguration can happen without fanfare or even an audience. It’s perfectly acceptable for him to be sworn in at ceremony at the white house quickly and quietly for there to be a “peaceful transition of power.” So, there’s no real obligation to attend…

It’s literally the start of the pledge “On my honor, I will try to serve god and my country...something something something.” Best part is my brain can only read it in short choppy 8 year olds reciting something.

I just emailed Rep. Ellison for tickets, so I can tear them up and stay home. My only fear is that the National Mall will be so empty that I’ll still be able to hear 3 Doors Down from my house in MN.

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

Team Selena because Wizards of Waverly Place was great and also I’m still not really sure who Bella Hadid is.

Imagine with me that MLK Jr had not been assassinated decades ago, and would have continued the fight for civil rights like John Lewis, just what Trumps tweets about him would be like today

I’m so happy people I managed to find tickets to Hamilton in London! And for a decent price. Still in abit of a daze. Happy Birthday Lin-Manuel!

/raises hand

Yep, I work both this and next Saturday. I think next Saturday will be 12hrs. Gotta make sure there’s water in those pipes when people flush. At least it’s been a fairly quiet night as far as calls.

High five! I’m trying to move to a new city in four months, with car payments... so I’m trying to save up as much as money as possible so I have a safety net while I get a new awesome job.