Never having seen an episode of 7th Heaven, I can still swear with certitude that Catherine Hicks’ quip about Collins’ coffin in still the best thing about that show ever.

“It’s not the Senate’s fault that the Trump administration was not prepared and it did not have its nominees vetted, in place.”

ugh same here. this is busy season at work but i’m trying to balance being semi-productive, talking smack on here and listening to CSPAN

So we’re not just undoing Obama’s legacy; we’re starting to undo King’s.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

If I were famous I’d make every dollar possible as quickly as possible. Never know when it’s all going to go away and you’ll end up with the RNC being your biggest gig in 10 years

“Day old urinal cake” is the perfect descriptor of Ben Affleck. Also, that Live by Night movie looks terrible. I can’t tell what it’s really about, other than mobsters. He’s a mobster that’s bad, then good, then bad? Or good then bad? Or good then bad then good? Also there are tent revivals? I’m confused and bored by…

You are right. I know at least three disabled people that Donald Trump has never, EVER mentioned. I love the fact that he forgets we’ve all seen the video. We saw what you did, Donald. Some of didn’t care, but everyone knows. Everyone.

I don’t even know the football things, but I get this joke and I like this joke.

YES. I remember planning a party after we were first married, and suddenly being embarrassed that we didn’t have matching nightstands. Like I suddenly couldn’t have people over without them. Getting them was a big deal!

Being in grad school makes me not feel like a real adult a lot of the time, but hopefully I’ll get there one day. I willingly buy healthy food, so I guess that’s something?

First it was life insurance. Thought that was weird and adult. But the real kicker was after having a kid — like that isn’t a holy shit moment in itself — and we sat down and made a trust/will. Nothing says adulting like having to discuss who will become your new baby’s guardian and how you’ll pay for him once you’re…

My bed! In August I decided I was done with the metal frame thing (which had been broken for like a year anyway.) So I went and bought myself a bed. It’s a real adult bed and I love it so much. I have never been so excited for something to be delivered. I didn’t have to put it together either!

New mattress. My fiance and I are still paying for it. I don’t know why the mattress made me feel like an adult. I had my wisdom teeth removed last year, and my fiance paid for it. (it was how I knew I would marry him. When my parents refused to pay for them to be removed after I nearly had sepsis from an infection, I…

Buying two dishwashers in one year due to a freak electrical surge. Buying one large appliance drove home the “grown-ups have to spend their money on boring shit” thing, but replacing it after ten months was hard to swallow.

Those are both awesome gifts. I might need a new can opener soon. What kind?

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Oh goody one more thing his supporters won’t give a shit about.

That’s fair. I will admit that I never cared as much about Ted’s happiness as much as Barney’s. Barney had much more character development throughout the series. At first he seemed like he was the basic sitcom comic relief, then you got to discover what was underneath the shell. Was disappointed with how his story…