Ha, I actually call my ongoing to-do list my “reasons I’m failing at adulthood list” but it still helps to have it written down rather than somewhere in my head where I feel the need to constantly go through it so I don’t forget.

That’s not what she said. It’s like saying “Twitter has the shadiest words now!” Of course words can be used to throw shade, but certain words (and emojis) are not in themselves shady.

According to this article, yes, she did blow something up: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/fifty-years-ago-two-kids-slept-over-met-museum-and-literary-classic-was-born-180963325/

The moms finding their animals wasn’t overall that funny, but my mom (who takes pictures exclusively on her iPad) and I (with my fancy purse with a Purell keychain - look I take public transportation every day and I’m always getting sick and I just want to prevent it as much as I can) definitely laughed at each other…

Aw, yay for Emily VanCamp! I’ve adored her since Everwood and watched all of Revenge basically just because she’s the best and also recently discovered that her twitter is the best thing ever - she’s just super liberal and great. Anyways, having stalked her twitter, those two seem really adorable and I’m so happy for…

My bank sent me an alert when I started making more and suddenly put a bunch of small monthly donations on my credit card. I was like, this is why people think you’re evil, banks!

If it makes you feel any better, the lawyers are going to be the biggest beneficiaries.

You know, I don’t know that much about either of them, but it really doesn’t surprise me at all that Lea Michelle and Emma Roberts would be BFFs.

Does anybody remember the HILARIOUSLY awful horror movie based on the show, “My Super Psycho Sweet 16"? It had a decapitated girl roller skating into a sushi cake.

Yep! We just saw this, people!!!!

If you read the actual 538 article, he has a pretty damn good point that a 2% polling error in a system with indirect elections is a hell of a lot likelier to be wrong than a 30% gap in an election based on the popular vote. And even then he points out that it could be wrong because STATISTICS IS NOT MAGIC.

My b, sometimes I forget my manners when dealing with racists.

I like taking pictures of food I eat and putting it on instagram. I’ll put up a picture of #mealprepsunday and gain like 20 followers and then put up a picture of my hamburger covered in cheesy fries and instantly lose all 20 of them. Apparently the people looking for healthy meal tips did not want to see that. But I…

Hey, when I tell people I got a kitchenaid pro for under $200, they’re not judging me for it.

Seeing as how Marine’s father reaffirmed this year that he doesn’t think that the Holocaust was that bad, no I don’t think she would be good news for French Jews. Also, my partner’s family is Muslim (from a Muslim country colonized by France no less), so you can fuck right off with your assumption that Israeli Jews…

Hey, fellow French dual citizen. If only that whole pesky Holocaust thing hadn’t happened, maybe my grandparents wouldn’t have fled to Israel. But what the hell, let’s just do it all again!

His sister’s doing much better: https://mobile.twitter.com/EmilyVanCamp

And so talented! I was incredibly lucky to see him in Hamilton and I literally gasped when he started Guns and Ships.

Saw this comment and then watched the trailer at work just to catch a glimpse of him. I’m a little obsessed...

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