Yes!!!! I eat like that, too, Gilmores, but it’s why my doctor feels the need to discuss the weight loss programs available through my insurance every single time I go in. Yes, even that time I just needed some antibiotics for my ear infection.

Congrats! I went to get my UTI treated when my summer class ended so the on-campus health clinic wouldn’t cover me anymore! Also all cleared!

I can’t speak to the IUD but I got Nexplanon (the arm implant) recently, and one of the reasons was because I was a little paranoid about the IUD. The period after the insertion was terrible, like I couldn’t use my arm for at least 3-4 days and it took over a month before I felt 100% back to normal, but apparently…

I'm glad this won't get in the way of me enjoying his music, because his music already sucks.

If I reach a certain level of drunkenness (which is like, not even that drunk. Like tipsy), I will ALWAYS give my 5-point speech on why Kim and Kanye are the best couple of all time.

Okay, I know this is like crazy embarrassing for both of them, but I'm still rill excited for the TSwift album that's going to come out of this and I want it to come out soon!!!

I made the same mistake! It's definitely on him for wording it poorly :P

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

Hey, I failed comps too! We had two chances to take them, one at the beginning of the summer and one at the end, and I failed the first time. It was the most miserable summer ever.

I dropped out of my PhD program after two years (I did at least get the masters out of it) and it’s the best decision I ever made. I knew pretty quickly that I did not want to be in the program (like I remember talking to my boyfriend during the pre-classes math camp about how unsure I was that I wanted to do this),…

But how am I supposed to react to Simone Biles getting her bazillionth gold medal?

That entire article was a whole bunch of different ways of saying “correlation does not equal causation,” so I wouldn't say it's really an argument against living together.

I know this isn't the main point of your post, but the CW has come out of nowhere with some really good shows lately. iZombie, Jane the Virgin and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend are some of the best shows on television right now and I was SHOCKED that the CW is making them.

Yeah, I knew that her difficulty score was higher, but my understanding was that her difficulty score wasn’t THAT much higher than Aly’s, relative to how much higher it is than everybody else’s difficulty score. One of the commentators (Courtney) mentioned that Simone’s execution in the air was much better than Aly’s,…

The NBC commentators seemed pretty convinced that Aly had a really good shot at beating Simone after her routine - she pretty much stuck every landing whereas Simone had a couple of hops. I’m definitely not knowledgeable enough to say whether she should have been scored higher, but I’d be curious to see what other…

They literally could only have had fewer Americans in event finals if they'd had Laurie competing in the all-around, because she sure as hell wasn't going to final in the UB.

Yes! I was out of the country for the last Olympics too and until then I barely paid attention to the Olympics. But the non-NBC coverage was AMAZING and I got totally hooked.

All I wanted to do last night was watch the All-Around finals (despite already knowing what happened, obviously), but I have a horrible cold and literally couldn’t even stay awake for it. I was so upset.

Eh, Gabby may be worse than she was last Olympics, but she was never the most consistent gymnast and she still placed third in the entire world. I think her and Aly coming back this Olympics and still dominating can only help inspire Simone to come back somehow even better next time.

My dream is for Simone to spend the next four years becoming the best uneven bars gymnast in the world, come back and win every gold medal in the 2020 Olympics. I don’t even think it’s out of reach, she’s Simone Fucking Biles.