I think there should be a competition for figuring out how the fuck you’re actually supposed to watch anything. I can’t figure out anything from the NBC website and I just want to watch the women’s gymnastics team finals! Are they airing them live? In prime time? Both? Neither?

Well, I went as Tina for Halloween two years in a row because I already own all of the things she wears and I'm obsessed with butts, so I'm pretty willing to claim the Tina title here.

Apparently you can pay extra now to not have commercials, but the base level of paid subscriptions still has commercials.

I tried watching something on Hulu recently and good god, the commercials. I just couldn’t do it. Also that ad for some binge eating medication sounded like an SNL parody of a medication commercial with the ridiculous list of side effects.

Our antenna doesn’t get NBC. It’s bullshit, I don't understand why the online NBC stream would only be available for cable subscribers when the channel is supposed to be available for free.

I’m so confused about the order I’m supposed to read those tweets in...

I’m not sure that it was supposed to be - I think it may have been Stephenie Meyer’s attempt at non-young adult romance. But I’m not 100% sure on that.

The Host was SOOOOO BAD. It was like a middle schooler writing about what their idea of romance was.

If you're going to plagiarize something, at least don't do it from somebody who, when inevitably compared to you (because you plagiarized), makes you look awful. Those side by side videos are...not flattering to Melania.

I saw an understudy for George Washington and Angelica Schuyler and it was still magical. I have been saying for a while, though, that I think Daveed Diggs might be the most irreplaceable one. I was completely blown away by everything he did.

Plus the stuff in her picture isn’t even couscous, it’s Israeli couscous/ptitim which isn’t even ambiguously maybe not pasta: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptitim

Look, I love Taylor Swift and I’m totally going to buy her next album and get tickets to her concert (because I’m still super bitter I couldn’t get tickets to the 1989 tour while everyone was telling me how amazing it was), but, well, yeah. I don’t really get what she’s doing here.

I feel a little embarrassed that I was tricked into reading an entire sponsored post before I realized it was sponsored, but fuck it, I still want to rant about this asshole on the train (LA, not NY, but still). This assholes has his newspaper fully open, blocking about half of the walkway. And everyone who so much as…

Are you in Iowa by any chance? That’s the only gym I can think of, but I’m not actually that knowledgeable about gymnastics generally, just a bit obsessed with Shawn Johnson/Gabby Douglas.

I remember reading that the woman who plays her mom on Modern Family kind of took her under her wing.

Can we talk about the fact that Lindsay Lohan is live tweeting Brexit? Apparently she has a lot of feelings about it.

Congrats! Enjoy the legally single life!

As a person with IBS sharing a 1-bedroom apartment with her boyfriend, I would LOVE to have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms. But 20 does seem a bit excessive.

Ha, I’m actually on the Westside myself, but work downtown (thank god for the expo line!), so it’s extremely tempting.