They dated for so long, too!

One thought: both my boyfriend and I are equally interested in clothing (which is to say, somewhat), but he definitely spends more money on clothes than I do. Why? Because as an obese man, he can walk into most men’s clothing stores and find something to wear, but as an obese woman, I can shop at like 1/20 women’s…

I got 98% Bernie, 96% Clinton. Which is what I’ve been saying all along - I have a slight preference for Bernie’s policies, but not enough to make me vote for him over Clinton

Maybe you’re different, but every Bernie supporter I’ve ever met has a very warped idea of what middle America actually looks like. Like my friend (whom I love dearly) in Berkeley who forgets that the rest of the country is so not Berkeley. People are still terrified of the word socialism. Not me, I love socialism.…

Yeah, and one of them said that at least Bill Cosby knocked out his victims before he raped them, which basically made me lose all respect for them.

Probably because they don’t think Bernie can win the general election (which may or may not be true) and they think it’s critical to elect a Democrat as president to not fuck everything up for women’s health (definitely true).

I am so confused by that Reese video. Just...why?

I love Gillian Jacobs so much!!!! She’s in so many things I love, like Community and Life Partners, which is on Netflix and you should all watch.

Wait, she's charging $320 a night, not an hour. Your contacts are probably charging more than $40 an hour.

She was the speaker at my graduation and she was AWESOME

When she started showing up in all of Taylor Swift’s photos, I thought she was Jaime Pressly from My Name Is Earl. I was really confused about how they started hanging out.

Seriously. All I was thinking during that trailer is “that kitchen is bigger than my entire fucking apartment.”

Chandler and Monica are basically the reason I watch Friends. I'm into this.

I met the guy who plays Phil while drunk on my birthday. He was super nice and wished me a happy birthday!

Here’s your war on Christmas:

I know, everyone I know who COULD go told me it was like life-changingly good. I think I'll have to watch it once all sadly and mopey to get it out of my system and then I can enjoy it.

I don't think I could watch this because I'm still way too sad I couldn't get tickets to go to her concert :((((

Actually 6.9 (with the 9 repeating) should be at exactly on the 7 mark.

My boyfriend says he always knows I'm grumpy with him when my exclamation marks turn into periods.

I’ve only gone twice as an adult (despite living in LA the whole time), and once as a kid but I don't really remember it, but both times were MAGICAL!