I’m pretty embarrassed that I was surprised that it would be called “Holland’s Next Top Model.” My brain was expecting something like “America’s Next Top Model: Holland”, which duh, doesn’t make sense.

Cool story, bro.

I’ve tried the Habit multiple times because people keep telling me it’s soooooo amazing, and like it’s fine. It’s a burger, and most burgers are at least fine because burgers are a great food. But it is no more than fine!

Kara, I’ve been meaning to ask you if something is shade for the longest time. Since it’s your last day and all, please don’t leave me hanging! Here goes:

Oooooh, this comment section is going to be fun!

I feel like this isn't necessarily the worst one here, but it is definitely the one I'm having the most visceral reaction to.

Culver City baby! Far enough West that I can go to any of the fun parts of West LA in no time, but also close enough to downtown that my commute isn’t totally miserable.

I love Michelle Williams (actress). My favorite fun fact about her is that she won some huge commodities trading competition when she was 17.

I don’t really see Taylor Swift wanting to get married. I think she’s one of those people who LOVES being in love, but I also think her career 100% comes first.

I CANNOT KEEP UP WITH DEMI LOVATO AND SELENA GOMEZ’S FRIENDSHIP

What? I totally read their friendship the opposite way.

When I was in elementary school I transferred to a public school from one of those same hippie type schools where everyone used first names and I asked my new teacher if I could call her by her first name. My now best friend also transferred that year, but from the South, so she called our teacher ma’am. Our teacher…

Twinsies!

I never got into Ghost Whisperer. I feel like I’m less into the “talking to ghosts” aspect of it and more just obsessed with the Dubois family :P

I’m on my second time watching all of Medium on Netflix, haha, so yes. The one where Anjelica Huston is the mom of one of the girls, right? I really like the one with the Libra killer (and then there’s a twist!). It also has good Joe side plot, which I think always makes for a good episode of Medium. It’s weird,…

It wasn't planned. I finished one brunch and then two of my friends texted me asking if I wanted to do brunch, and I was like, what the hell, sounds better than doing laundry!

Today I went to brunch twice and then laid in bed watching Medium, the show in which Patricia Arquette plays a psychic detective. So I'm pretty much winning at Saturday.

I didn’t really realize until now that there were two different Lachey brothers. Like, I’d heard the names “Drew Lachey” and “Nick Lachey” but I think each time I heard a different name my brain was like, oh you must have forgotten the name of that Lachey guy, it's actually this.

Actually, I'm on depo, which I think is also greater than 99% but not quite as high as an IUD.

I'm also a particularly paranoid person who bones regularly, but the reason I chose the birth control I did is because there's basically no room for human error. It's ACTUALLY 99% effective. And that means 1 in 100 women boning regularly, not 1 in 100 times you have sex. So the no periods thing doesn't really bother…