I didn’t really realize until now that there were two different Lachey brothers. Like, I’d heard the names “Drew Lachey” and “Nick Lachey” but I think each time I heard a different name my brain was like, oh you must have forgotten the name of that Lachey guy, it's actually this.

Actually, I'm on depo, which I think is also greater than 99% but not quite as high as an IUD.

I'm also a particularly paranoid person who bones regularly, but the reason I chose the birth control I did is because there's basically no room for human error. It's ACTUALLY 99% effective. And that means 1 in 100 women boning regularly, not 1 in 100 times you have sex. So the no periods thing doesn't really bother…

You also need it for the social sciences. I took a graduate demography class with a bunch of sociologists last year, and my undergrad degree in math meant I was basically the only person who understood what was going on. It’s pretty helpful for business too. My friend who just started a graduate degree in public…

Not to mention, FUCK THE WEEKEND. Why is their whole fucking album on “Spotify’s Top Tracks in the US” playlist? It makes it unlistenable (to?).

Anna Kendrick was so good in Twilight, and so believable as a high school student, that when I saw her in Rocket Science a year later, I kept trying to figure out where I knew her from. Like, not what movie I knew her from. But where I personally knew her from, and wow, how cool that somebody I know is in a movie!…

No, it goes beer THEN poptarts.

Of course, I'm glad you enjoyed it! :)

FYI, it was Joseph Gordon-Levitt and when he came out with a video about how hot moms are the day after I posted this, it was really hard to keep quiet.

FYI, it was Joseph Gordon-Levitt and when he came out with a video about how hot moms are the day after I posted this, it was really hard to keep quiet.

FYI, it was Joseph Gordon-Levitt and when he came out with a video about how hot moms are the day after I posted this, it was really hard to keep quiet.

Over at the “bottom tier” sororities. They also have all the nerds and weirdos. I was in one, and it rocked.

Calvin Harris is the guy from Dance Wiv Me?

Does anybody remember that episode of Cribs where they went to Jojo’s totally normal suburban house and she was just like chilling with all of her family? It made me love her FOREVER.

Oh, it’s starting. I graduated college 2 years ago, and that summer was the first giant wave of engagements. Then last summer all of those people got married. And this summer they're all having babies.

That’s definitely been hard for the last couple of weeks. I’ve been on a very low-key vacation with family, which is very nice and relaxing, but not particularly distracting. Luckily I’ll be starting a new job (my first real grown-up job!) when I get back, so that should probably do the trick!

I also just read The Martian! I thought it was great! Although I found the ending to be a little anti-climactic. It wasn't bad, I just wanted to know what happened next!

I get to see my boyfriend for the first time in over two months in a week and two days. The anticipation is freaking killing me!

Oh god, the part about sophomores pairing up with seniors... it took me a second to realize you meant HIGH SCHOOL. They’re babies!

I don’t really have a problem with *any* person that age getting married, it’s more of a problem when *every* person that age that I know is getting married. It just weirds me out, because everyone I went to high school with waited until they finished college and then immediately got married. It was like, no…