According to her Wikipedia page, she just has them take out a bunch of stuff at once until they lose track of how many things they've taken out, and then she grabs a couple of items.

I got excited when they sang that they met at my alma mater, and then immediately after was disappointed to learn they’re republicans.

Based on the response, I’m going to go with, “because I hate all of you and want to cause you great misery.”

He says it looked like they might have been telling the family, and everyone was patting her belly. Not sure if she was visibly pregnant yet.

Ok, so next time I just won’t say anything at all, lesson learned.

Jesus, you guys are a tough crowd. Definitely not telling y’all if something like this happens again...

Fine, they don’t have kids yet. But he also seemed like a really cool dude, so I would feel really bad if this actually came out just because of a stupid Jezebel comment section.

It’s a Blind Item!

I feel bad enough for not respecting their privacy to not say, but not bad enough to not post about it. I’m not sure if that makes me a bad person or not. I can come back and comment when it gets announced for real?

For the first time in my life, I have FIRST HAND CELEBRITY GOSSIP!!!! My boyfriend was at a restaurant in LA and he sat next to a pretty famous actor and his non-famous wife and their extended family and she was totally pregnant and this is not public knowledge at all, and I just had to share it with someone because…

I think that was legitimately the first movie I’ve ever walked out of thinking, “I want to see a sequel to that. Or a whole damn franchise.” I know it probably wouldn’t be as good, but Spy was just SO GOOD and I’d rather watch more of it than James Bond any day.

Yay! But boo that anyone would make that controversial!

Guys, I’m so excited and proud! My, well, the best description of him is my brother-in-law-in-spirit (he’s my boyfriend’s sister’s boyfriend) is editing one of the episodes of season 6!!!

Yeah, except he was being impeached for perjury, so them having an open relationship wouldn’t have had anything to do with the charges.

I would not be surprised at all if they had some sort of agreement. They seem to me like the type of couple that wants to get ahead, and fidelity may or may not be a priority for them.

Oh yay! Good thing all of my flights on my crazy “Inspector Spacetime is starting work/becoming a real adult in the fall and needed to get ALL THE TRAVEL out of her system” world tour are United flights...

Honestly, Kim is not the person who comes out looking bad in this quote...

It’s like on How I Met Your Mother when Robin runs into her high school boyfriend from Canada and falls for him all over again, even though he’s super lame.

I think it might have to do with the fact that they met when she was like 15 and he was older. He had that “cool older guy” thing going where the person isn’t actually cool, but you’re 15 and don’t know any better.