Honestly, Kim is not the person who comes out looking bad in this quote...

It’s like on How I Met Your Mother when Robin runs into her high school boyfriend from Canada and falls for him all over again, even though he’s super lame.

I think it might have to do with the fact that they met when she was like 15 and he was older. He had that “cool older guy” thing going where the person isn’t actually cool, but you’re 15 and don’t know any better.

I just realized that the diamond zone doesn’t include your butt. Typical.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Good! I’ve got nothing against abstinence/waiting until you’re comfortable (hell, I lost my virginity two weeks before I turned 20).

So nice, it posted twice!

But it has to be different dicks, right? Because otherwise having sex with even your husband a bunch of times should have the same effect? The logic of this analogy confuses me...

Yeah, my 10th grade sex ed class did a similar thing with a rose that we passed around and each took a petal off of (gross). It was weird, because it wasn’t even an abstinence-only curriculum, but they were required to bring in an abstinence speaker. I wrote him a very strongly-worded letter about how he was being…

She also has some smart things to say about abstinence-only education: http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/05…

This is amazing, I love you!

Whatever guys, I’m not too cool to admit that I’m totally jealous I don’t get to go to TSwift’s 4th of July party.

Ooh, I just made a playlist for my boyfriend! Just to warn you, some of them aren’t really conventionally romantic songs, but I still thought they were sweet and romantic in their own way. My picks were:

It’s the anti-neg!

Ooh, I’ve got one! My college boyfriend and I had said “I love you” for the first time on the Fourth of July, while watching a bunch of fireworks at a baseball stadium, and it was kind of magical. So a year later, I wanted to relive some of the magic, so he promised he’d find us a good place to watch the fireworks. We…

Hahaha, yes. My boyfriend hates talking about stressful things, and I’ve had to be like, “look, if you refuse to talk about it, then I will just be stressing out for the both of us! We have to find a compromise!”

Oh my god, I was traveling with somebody like this last week. We weren't even on the same flight or anything, so it really didnt affect me at all, but I thought I was going to have a heart attack when we got to the train station and he had two minutes to buy a ticket and get on a train if he was going to get to the…

Not your imagination, but my theory is that travel makes everything/one more exciting. It's travel goggles.